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This is my place to vent all of my hetalia-related stuff and connect with other fans. You can call me Matthew,or Matt,or anything like that. I'll post fan work that I don't want people following my personal blog to see here among all the things Hetalia that interest me. Feedback on my work is highly appreciated. <3

TODAY A 7 YEAR OLD CHILD WALKED UP TO ME, INTERRUPTING A CONVERSATION I WAS HAVING,AND SNEERED IN A MOST LIKELY RECENTLY LEARNED AND VERY CONDESCENDING TONE ‘You are not a cat.’ 

(I have never identified as a cat and my reasons for wearing the tail are here http://lesbehonesty.tumblr.com/post/48169962326/okay-lets-get-something-straight-right-fucking before some asshole out there gets ideas about harrassment.)

WHEN I ASKED HER WHAT SHE’D SAID IN DISBELIEF,SHE POINTED TO THE FOX TAIL HANGING OFF OF MY BELT LOOP AND REPEATED HERSELF IN A MORE HOSTILE,DISGUSTED MANNER BEFORE DISMISSING ME AND WALKING AWAY,AS IF I WERE STUPID AND SHE COULDN’T BELIEVE SHE HAD TO SAY IT AGAIN,OR AT ALL.

NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I WANTED TO BREAK DOWN AND CRY OVER A SEVEN YEAR OLD GIRL AND HER PARENTS-WHO WERE WATCHING IN APPROVAL-AND THEN GIVE UP ON THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AS MUCH AS I DID RIGHT THEN. BY THE TIME I’D GATHERED MY WITS ENOUGH TO FUCKING THINK STRAIGHT THE LITTLE BRAT WAS ALREADY GONE.

MY DAY IS FUCKING. AWESOME.


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    Little kids, because they have filters…oh…wait… I’m sorry, and this has nothing to do with OP, but it’s pretty...
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    That’s not why I was sarcastically upset. I was upset because she’s going to grow up to bully people that happen to...
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    idk bruh you said you were gonna punch a 7 year old for not saying you were a cat
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    I AM NOT A FUCKING FURRY. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING FUCKING WRONG WITH THAT. PLEASE SEE THIS POST FOR CLARIFICATION YOU...
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    Is anybody still wondering why I want nothing to do with the otherkin/therian/furry communities?
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    lulz
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    lol
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    First i did not know that you did not saw youself as a cat since you didn explained. Yes sometimes writing is a good way...
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    i am scared and ashamed of humanity
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